Veggies!

So there I was eating my squash when it suddenly screamed out, "No! Please don't eat me! If you don't eat me your whole life will be incredible!"

I looked at that little talking squash skeptically. "You're a squash. Not eating you, or eating you for that matter won't totally change my life."

"That's where you are wrong my dear fellow!" the squash proclaimed, "I am a magical squash! I have harnessed the power of the vine to make magic happen!"

So here was this squash telling me he, wait, she... well it, was magic. "You're a sorcerer squash from the vine? Yeah right."

"I promise!" it squeaked.

"Prove it." said I.

All of a sudden my entire meal turned in to pumpkins and broke my table. "All right then. Fix my table and I'll believe you." It changed my table, and the pumpkins, back to normal.

"Well, well, well. Looks like you are magic!"

TO BE CONTINUED...