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    Summer was great! Now I'm back in school, and the craziness is overwhelming! However, I foresee a lot more, and a lot better quality writing in the future. I really miss just being able to sit down and pour out my heart on paper, as well as being forced to write. I doubt I'll post more frequently, but I promise I will totally post more stories, poems, and other random junk!

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A Story With No Letters With Dots (ASWNLWD) or Just Plain Old Dot

Dot was a human that graced the earth on the day March 5th, 1456. She was part of a town called Marn, near a lake called Tarn. Sad huh. Anyway, she had lots of people close to her that were pretty awesome. Not only that, but she had met a dragon named Buckbub who could breathe a hot plasma substance that severely scared all the people from the town. But that was okay for Dot. That meant she could hang out on Buckbub’s back and not get yelled at by her mom. Dot had a puppy named Fredrek that she often took to see Buckbub when she went as well. One day, Fredrek really made Buckbub mad, so he ate Fredrek. The unfortunate occurrence threw Dot into a deep sadness that penetrated her soul. The loss of her beloved dog broke her heart and crushed her head. She went loony and volunteered herself for a dangerous occurrence.

The dangerous occurrence was one that drove a llama and a rat together and mashed them with a human. After that unfortunate event Dot was known as SupErHUmAnLlAMa. (Caps are correct) She rode on her dragon to take out all who worked for darkness. The Unloved Dr. Muhmmadgum was her worst enemy. She went to take the Dr. out and...

Things I'll Never Admit to (Oxymoronic)

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Veggies!

So there I was eating my squash when it suddenly screamed out, "No! Please don't eat me! If you don't eat me your whole life will be incredible!"

I looked at that little talking squash skeptically. "You're a squash. Not eating you, or eating you for that matter won't totally change my life."

"That's where you are wrong my dear fellow!" the squash proclaimed, "I am a magical squash! I have harnessed the power of the vine to make magic happen!"

So here was this squash telling me he, wait, she... well it, was magic. "You're a sorcerer squash from the vine? Yeah right."

"I promise!" it squeaked.

"Prove it." said I.

All of a sudden my entire meal turned in to pumpkins and broke my table. "All right then. Fix my table and I'll believe you." It changed my table, and the pumpkins, back to normal.

"Well, well, well. Looks like you are magic!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Placing a Character in a Situaton

    Sacagawea and five other people share a microwave and a small refrigerator.  Messie cooks her own lunch every day and leaves a mess.  Her idea of cleaning up is to put a half-eaten plate of food in the refrigerator, not wrapped up.  It stays there getting more and more disgusting until someone else throws it out and washes the plate.  Messie never washes a dish or throws out her trash.  When another person once complained to Messie, she became angry.  Sacagawea and the others are getting more and more annoyed.    
    Sacagawea always stays out of it. Instead of confronting Messie she just cleans up the food and the plate when it gets too bad and never thinks about it until then. What Messie does with her food is her own problem, not Sacagawea's. That is the extent of it in her mind. When it gets bad, she'll throw out the food, but otherwise, she would do nothing.

Wrong

the fear inside

that sick feeling you get

when you realize

something is

really

very

extremely

wrong

but you don’t know what

you just have that sense that somewhere

something has

just

been

utterly

destroyed

but you don’t know what

but you do know

that something

will

be

revealed

soon

but you don’t know how soon

all you know is

something is

wrong.