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A Story With No Letters With Dots (ASWNLWD) or Just Plain Old Dot

Dot was a human that graced the earth on the day March 5th, 1456. She was part of a town called Marn, near a lake called Tarn. Sad huh. Anyway, she had lots of people close to her that were pretty awesome. Not only that, but she had met a dragon named Buckbub who could breathe a hot plasma substance that severely scared all the people from the town. But that was okay for Dot. That meant she could hang out on Buckbub’s back and not get yelled at by her mom. Dot had a puppy named Fredrek that she often took to see Buckbub when she went as well. One day, Fredrek really made Buckbub mad, so he ate Fredrek. The unfortunate occurrence threw Dot into a deep sadness that penetrated her soul. The loss of her beloved dog broke her heart and crushed her head. She went loony and volunteered herself for a dangerous occurrence.

The dangerous occurrence was one that drove a llama and a rat together and mashed them with a human. After that unfortunate event Dot was known as SupErHUmAnLlAMa. (Caps are correct) She rode on her dragon to take out all who worked for darkness. The Unloved Dr. Muhmmadgum was her worst enemy. She went to take the Dr. out and...

Things I'll Never Admit to (Oxymoronic)

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Veggies!

So there I was eating my squash when it suddenly screamed out, "No! Please don't eat me! If you don't eat me your whole life will be incredible!"

I looked at that little talking squash skeptically. "You're a squash. Not eating you, or eating you for that matter won't totally change my life."

"That's where you are wrong my dear fellow!" the squash proclaimed, "I am a magical squash! I have harnessed the power of the vine to make magic happen!"

So here was this squash telling me he, wait, she... well it, was magic. "You're a sorcerer squash from the vine? Yeah right."

"I promise!" it squeaked.

"Prove it." said I.

All of a sudden my entire meal turned in to pumpkins and broke my table. "All right then. Fix my table and I'll believe you." It changed my table, and the pumpkins, back to normal.

"Well, well, well. Looks like you are magic!"

TO BE CONTINUED...